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Complaint #269

“All the people who work at American Apparel make me feel fat.”

-Whine by Roxy

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“Um, it’s Tuesday and the This American Life podcast hasn’t updated yet. Hellooooo?”

-Whine by Brian

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“Would it kill them to open at least one Chipotle uptown?”

-Whine by Joe Z

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“After an hour on that flash game, all I get is “Congratulations!” Make something explode.”

-Whine by Nick Douglas

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“I can’t believe the campground is already booked for labor day.”

-Whine by Grant Kerner

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“I had to share my hospital room!”

-Whine by Casey

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“Why do I keep getting all these LinkedIn email updates? I’m never going to check them.”

-Whine by Jonathan

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“I wish this JetBlue pilot would stop talking. I’m trying to watch Anthony Bourdain.”

-Whine by Leana

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“Why does my gym insist on blasting pop techno so loud over the speakers? Everyone has an iPod now anyways. “

-Whine by Joe Z